Message-ID: Date: Sat May 5 05:45:57 EDT 1990 From: Dirque L. Shadowsword To: Subject: Dirqunstruction *The Sex & Orgy Plan* Dirque L. Shadowsword As large amounts of People from the dear departed TinyMUD start flowing in and congregating in Public areas trying to find the only thing that really gives them any 'ommph' in their life (Besides a drunken slut not interested in computers). They one by one float into the streets of the more well known, popular, and public muds. Some of the flaws leading to people like Cunt, Slut, and the like's disattisfaction is the lack of motels and decent places to have TinySEX in. Most of the natives hogging up the territories and complaing to wizards as their less fortunate cousins move in. and try to join the fun. With some simple acceptance both types of TinyBimbos and Stubs can live together in harmony. Code to make TinySex easier and not as hard on the fingers will prove to be a great savior of our poor refugees. With the plentitude of Havens people can't even kill other people to prove themselves an annoyance. With the introduction of gag what use is it to go silly : commands and robbing people with macros. No audience. We want to make all audiences happy. The tinyBimbos who will sleep with you at a moments whisper. The TinyStuds who are *so* desparate for women that they will sleep with with a TinyBimbo even if they know it is played by a guy. In fact they expect all women to be played by guys. The TinyRambos who like to kill. Not artfully mind you. They go for quantity not quality. The TinyAssassins who kill for arts sake and to see their neat maccros work over and over again. The TinyScreamers WHO MIGHT BE AS OBNOXIOUS AS TO TYPE OUT ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. Then again they can do : commands. and rob people continously. STAGE 1: Getting Away From TinyKillers (and Assassins too) ---------------------------------------------------- Goals: 1) Remove a HAVEN flag to makKillers are Invincible 2) Take away Decent Good Mudders Protection away and force them to be unable lock their homes. The HAVEN flag ---------------- The HAVEN flag should be removed entirely from the game. You should have no protection from being killed pagebombed or anything else that can make your life uncomforatable.. When someone tries to kill you, well... you should die. How about a 1 penny guarenteed kill? A kill protection should be killed for wizards cause after all tinyKillers should kill anything. And when your killed, you're sent home. Don't bother carrying around an object it'll get dropped sooner or later. Do what we do in everyday life. Litter! Cause objects go home too! A kill stack -------------- the database store Contents as linked lists. Take a look around. Does the object have no space in the name. Does the object seem to be moving? Does it appear on the WHO list. My GOD, it's Alive! Kill it!!!!!!!!!!! Why would you be locked out of somewhere? ----------------------------------- Some exits the owner doesn't want you to visit because you are unwelcome in his room. Perhaps it's because you kill him on sight? Do you remember the # to his room? If so link your own exit there. Yes, you can open an exit anywhere cause it's NON-TOPOLOGICAL!!!. Sure they can lock *their* exit but howabout yours? Fat chance. They can't escape....... Why would they want to? They are just like you! RECYCLE shouldn't be bothered with because you are too busy killing and can't carry your objects for Long anyway.... If you want to make the place difficult to live in, why don't you set the default description to something annoying, but cute in a morbid sense of way. How about 'Little. Yellow. Different.'. Yeah, that'd be prefect. Why would any respectablr tinyAssassin come here? ------------------------------------------------------- If you want an artful kill... Why come here? It's sooo cheap and any dweeb can kill.... Hew, why don't you try to make the tinyAssassins wizards and have their run of the MUD. A sort of Elite guard. Make that God MOD. Don't force Wizard...... And have fun toading! If someone is acting like and idiot, and you do a frivilous @tel him to nasty places you can, @tel him to absolutely junk filled rooms... get bob's borg! And once the wizards find the beautiful command @force, you *finally* have what it takes for your macrowork to be absolutely beautiful. This is the missing ingrediant...audence participation...... Not oly that, you get.... Insurance ------------ You can get a ton of money just killing yourself., robbing should be basically useless. I mean what do you need money for except for killing each other.... And picture this 1000p. If you kill yourself you make about 999 penny profit. Ain't life great! How much work is this, anyway? ------------------------------ Data:None Code:None It's no work! It's been done!!!!! It's the one and only BloodMUD!!! Hey! Where is this place? ----------------------------- 128.113.10.34 6666 pawl24.pawl.rpi.edu 6666 And the best thing about it, I have yet to see a cuddly animal *not* beaten the crap out of. STAGE 2: Interactive Relationship 102 (TinyOrgy) ---------------------------------------------- Goals: 1) Get rid of rob and install a newer more useful function for our users. 'rape'.. a)Install %b for breast for gender substitution: Pectorals/ Tits /Mamories /Chest b)Install %g for genitals in genders Penis/ Vagina/ Empty Space / Something c)Install a substitution string for an transformation string In case a sex change occurs during actual TinySex in the case of Shapechangers like a certain Faerie"Can cause much surprise for both the partner and standers by.. 2) In order to bring awareness of our own frailty and in the interests of safe sex. Viruses and diseases have been introduced as hidden flags. This will serve 2 effects. Added realism as well as encouraging TinySafeSex. Why get rid of rob? --------------------- Why not? The use of rob was to give neato @succ and @fail messages as well as a source of income. Well money has become passe'. What's real 'in' nowadays is TinySex. I mean every half assed cassanova character is comparing himself against Carneggy. They start bragging about reputations and conquests. Well, to tell you the truth I hear more about their boasting than I do "eggy's reputation. Gee, does that make them right? Oh well, regardless TinySex is the way to go. rob is archaic. Rape it's so easy to say no. Just lock yourself..... And think of the new interesting gender substitutuions,,,,,, Breast Substitution ---------------------- Why not? If we are going to make interesting @ofails. We should keep up with the times. Insert that delicate portion of the anatomy to your best advantage.. And to do that You want to make sure you want to whatever to the proper term for that person's anatomy, Exple: succ = You grab %p %b and gently runs your hand over them. Thom sighs and puts %p arm around you too.... osucc= grabs his pectorals and gently rubs %p hand over them. Thom sighs and puts his arm around %o too. Now this can be as innocent or as guilty as you can imagine. Genital substitution is another substitution entirely. Let's say Donald was a female and Thom was a male... Donald rapes Thom which means that Donald sees. "You grab his pectorals and gentley run your hands thru rhem. Thom sighs and puts his arm around you. Donald grabs Thom's pectorals and gently rubs her hand over them. Thom sighs and puts his arm around her too. Genital Substitution ----------------------- Could be nasty. Very nasty. I'm sure I can't do such nastiness justice. Perhaps someone can post on the possibilities. (:shudders at some he's heard) ahem. TinyTransformation strings ------------------------------ Tiny Trandsformation strings are just another sting fuction we can add after @drop and Odrop to make TinyMUD a much more interesting time. This string will go into technicolor detail as well as movie quality pictures and cd quality sound thru the magic of PennMUD hacking proffessional and there way-cool Next that will change the quality of Mudding for centuries to come. Now the actual release of the code may take a while as mud hackers everywhere are still hacking the Odrop string while the braver members have already begun hacking Himilayan Monsoon patterns and other great enviromental changes all to make your MuDding experience a better place to be. Me? i'm still relinking my exits in anticipation of recyling...... The 2nd part..... TinyDiseases ---------------- My Hidden contacts at PennMUD has informed me that they are working on a secret ultra neato hidden code that not even Mike Barthelemy will not reveal in any or even make reference that Penn MUD is definately gonna have.... Appaerently it is like one of those data gloves except it's a shape of a sock. It is said that Mike was convinced to do it one drunken night when he was with..um....uh...Che...Su..with a close friend. Well, I was sitting home in my living room one day wondering how I can make MUDs *even* more like RL when I had the thought of tiny diseases. Wouldn't it be really cool if your character was dying of a disease that he can give to other people... The people's desc could change reflecting how far along the disease they were..... . And if you had normal diseases with the influx of all The TinyBimbos you should also have TinySTDS and with tinySTDs you need protections so you should buy a TinyCondom at a TinyPharmacy. By implementing a day parellel It should be possible to use things like the TinyRhythum method and to take Tiny birth control pills.... Maybe even TinyHome Pregnacy tests.... We want to get really really realistic right.... STAGE 3:Hey, While I'm Also making A Bunch Of Demands I Might As Well....(Wish List) -------------------------------------------------------------- Goals 1)A telepathic TinyTalk that can read your thoughts and convert them to commands 2)A New Stereo with Bose 800 speakers a ,,,oops 3)To see some PennMUD code. Any Code. A socket Code. 4)Non Havened rooms in Islandia 5)To Get Hurin Random Molly bob and Groderick to make flowery speeches and declarations of love and Frtiendship to each other. 6)My Own MUD 7)To Know C 8)Money Lot's O Money 9) To go to DFF 10) Toget absolutely no flames. TinyTalk -------------- Why not? What do you mean You can't do a Mind/Software iremote interface. You can do *anything* Stereo ---------- See #8 PennMUD ------------ Gee, Get the idea a few peope are pissed at you? Non Havened Room in Islandia ----------------------------- :chuckles softly. "Yeah, right...." Flowery Speeches ---------------- Over My Dead Body? Chrysalis! Mommy! Help!!!! My OwnMUD ------------------ Come to Think of it, I'd rather have the account space. To Know C --------------- Got a K&R Right here..... Money --------- Heh, Send in the checks, Cash, whatever...... To Go To DFF ------------------ I live in NYC No Flames -------------- Fat Chance.... =Dirque "Sure the bugs will overwhelm him. He's bound to lose and knows that. But that one right there won't. Not that one either. Or the one in the corner.. You Know why?" "Why?" ""Cause They Piss him off......" -ARMOR