From: jkleiman@eagle.wesleyan.edu Newsgroups: rec.games.mud Subject: a log of tinysex (of course) Date: 16 Apr 91 06:51:42 GMT Organization: Wesleyan University The following log is from late October 89, TinyMUD. Obviously it's been edited, but there's none of this 'Dino_X' bull. -jasper ob.mud.stat:corruption index; how many purity points (500q version) have you removed from other people? ---- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- >LOOK Sleazy Motel Room There are clean sheets on the bed. The door out is bolted. Contents: Cirdan Nymph a small wheel of Explorateur Triple-Creme a box of Ry-Krisp. >WHO Current Players: Terminator idle 623 seconds Mr.Multiply idle 272 seconds moses idle 5 seconds flexi idle 12 seconds Danny idle 55280 seconds Stewy idle 28133 seconds Angel idle 29921 seconds Nymph idle 0 seconds toto idle 26115 seconds Tourmaline idle 4 seconds fenris idle 35 seconds Cirdan idle 196 seconds Meep idle 18 seconds Lo idle 2 seconds Nymph says "think I should page someone from "sleazy motel room?"" Cirdan says "NO!" Nymph says "it would only be funny if you did it too, anyway" Nymph says "no one knows where it is" Nymph says "we have the keys" Nymph says ":)" Cirdan says "Oh, that's true. Let's do Meep then!" Nymph says "now" [ Nymph and Cirdan page Meep ] Nymph says "done" Cirdan says "Me too. I wonder what she'll do." Nymph says "hee hee" Nymph says "dunno if the bed is big enough :)" You sense that Meep is looking for you in :How the hell do I get THERE?:. Nymph says "ha ha ha" Nymph says "did you get the response?" Cirdan says "Yes. :)" Cirdan says "What should we do?" Nymph says "I don't know." You sense that Meep is looking for you in Grey Plain. Nymph says "oh, she must be lonely" Cirdan says "Looks like she is still trying to find us. :)" Cirdan says "Should we at least say hi?" Nymph says "ok, I'll page her from rec room" >OUT Rec Room This large, darkened room has no obvious exits. A crowd relaxes on pillows in front of a giant screen TV, and there is a fully stocked fridge and a bar. By the TV is a black box with buttons marked with the numbers 2 thru 13 and the letter U. The floor is covered with S-shaped styrofoam bits. Contents: a tote bag a note stuck to the refrigerator a penguin wearing a red bow tie a puffin wearing a frilly white apron fenris has arrived. Cirdan has arrived. [ Nymph pages Meep ] Meep has arrived. fenris says "Hey, you guys again!" Nymph says "hi meep" fenris sits down quietly, assuming the lotus position. Cirdan says "Hi meep!" Meep says "Hi, all. Sleazy motel room?" Nymph says "just trying to make you jealous!" Nymph smiles. fenris says "I've got a question about building, can anyone answer?" Meep says "Oh, I see. Sorry, no such lick... oops, luck..." Nymph says "yeah, I just built it" Cirdan says "We were eating Triple-cream." Meep says "Fire away, fenris." Nymph says "freudian slip" Meep says "Oh, of course." Nymph says "maybe we need more than two keys afterall" Nymph says "wouldn't want to be closed minded :)" Meep says "fenris?" fenris says "I just dug a room. Called it "Fenris' place". I go inside, and try to use @describe to describe it." Meep says "Hey, it won't be worth posting to alt.sex otherwise..." fenris says "Then it says Fenris' place isn't there." Nymph says "you have to do @desc here = Nice place." Nymph says "only HERE willl work" Meep says "Ok... yeah, you have to say here." Nymph says "it ISN'T there. you are IN it" fenris says "Why only here? Shouldn't the room number or name be the same?" Meep says "It's persnickety." Nymph says "yeah" fenris says "Okay, I get it." Meep festoons Cirdan and Nymph with streamers. Cirdan says "Oops, you shouldn't have said that Meep, now I'll be nervous gnowing that millions would be watching." fenris gets up and paces around. Meep says "An audience of millions doesn't turn you on? Oh well." fenris says "Thanks Meep, Nymph, ' appreciate it. Bye now" Nymph says "bye fen" fenris is carried off to the elvis shrine by a bunch of soaking wet people with popsicles. fenris has left. Meep says "Bye. Have fun" Nymph says "eek!" Nymph says "poor fenris" Meep says "Yowza." Cirdan says "Sorry, I get a little self-consious." Nymph says "I need something new to cover the floor with" Meep says "Oh, well, they won't be WATCHING. They'll just here all about it afterwards." Nymph says "ah" Nymph says "wish I had a clue what you were talking about. oh well." Meep says "I didn't really like the peanut butter, Nymph. Made me feel as if Igor was gonna trap me somehow." Nymph says "Meep, (ha ha ha), i have emacs, ha ha" Meep says "We're talking about posting yours and Cirdan's virtual adventures to alt.sex." Cirdan says "Um, how about pizza crusts?" Nymph says "!" Nymph says "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nymph says "Cirdan!" Meep says "Well, you don't HAVE to." Meep says "I don't think it was Cirdan's idea..." Nymph says "so THAT'S what you talked abouit!" Cirdan says "What, Meep said it, I was the one against it." Nymph says "hmmph. hmmph. just hmmph." Nymph says "why don't you post the bar party instead" Meep says "Well, you needn't be offended." Nymph glances sidelong at Cirdan. Meep says "The what?" Nymph says "What? I figured everyone had heard by now." Nymph says "oh well, far be it from me to tell stories like that" Meep looks utterly confused. Cirdan looks innocent, a halo hovering over his head. Cirdan says "I have the video tape, though, meep." Nymph says "guess she missed the video, huh?" Meep says "I'm not much of a voyeur..." Nymph says "yeah, but I have the log file :)" Cirdan says "Hmmm, I'm going to have to bribe flexi for that." Meep says "Okay, this is just enough. Everybody around me is doing kinky things in TinyMUD ... is it something in the air, or what?" Meep says "Apparently, Tourmaline and flexi are having some sort of encounter at the moment..." Nymph says "hey , I just built a useful motel room" Nymph says "oh!" Nymph says "think we shoulld drop in" Nymph says "and have a look" Cirdan says "Hmm...." Meep says "Which is why I say 'everybody around me'" Meep says "I'm finding out where they are..." Nymph says "or else just page them over and over with :: We see you on Hidden Video! ::" Meep says "Airport Station, they're in." [ Nymph pages flexi and Tourmaline with :: We see you on hidden Video !! :: ] Meep says "But Tourmaline say anyone who walks in on them WILL be killed." Nymph says "ha ha" Cirdan says "Hmmm, we should go check it out." Meep says "Let's go..." Nymph says "I just paged them with the new name" >LIMBO Everyone fades into nothingness. Limbo (#0) You are in a dense mist that seems to go on forever. If you drop an object here, or set its home to be here, you probably won't be able to find it again. For some strange reason, you can sense which way is north here. >N The Town Square You are in the town square. All around you, peasants haggle over their wares as unwashed urchins scramble through the legs of tables topped with smelly produce. There are exits in all directions. >NW Town STOL Airport You are in the airport terminal area. Passages to various gates are visible. A t icket counter is off to one side. An escalator leads down. A sign on the wall says "TO TOWN SQUARE ---->" . Nymph says "where?" >DOWN Everyone takes the escalator down. Airport Station You are in the Airport Station. Sidewalks move clockwise and counter-clockwise around the loop. Contents: Meep flexi Tourmaline a sandwich sign resting on the ground Sign Meep says "HI GUYS!" Nymph says "HI THERE GUYS!" Meep says "We're Heee-ere!" Tourmaline says "AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" flexi says "Hi Meep, Nymph, Cirdan." Meep says "H'lo, flexi." Tourmaline says "death! you're all feinds!" Nymph says "what .?. BUSY?" Nymph says "should have took a motel room!" flexi looks embarrassed. Meep says "Oh, exCUSE us! I'm so SORRY! Should we go away now?" Tourmaline says "hmm, ..." Cirdan says "Hmm, tourmaline, you looking excited." Nymph says "What ? Oh, you want us to leave? How foolish of us" flexi giggles. Meep says "Gee, you folks look a bit disheveles." Tourmaline, exhibiting no embarassment whatsoever, disentegrates every shred of clothing in the room. Meep says "Dissheveled" Meep says "No, Disheveled." Nymph says "both, I'd say" Meep says "Shit... two s's or one?" Nymph says "all three" Tourmaline says "" flexi runs his hand through his hair, attempting to straighten it out. Meep subsides in confusion. Nymph says "You can get kicked out of the airport for that you know" Meep hands flexi a hairbrush. flexi kicks the disintegrated shreds of clothing around. flexi combs his hair. Tourmaline says "your ferret is toast, nymph" Meep says "Tourmaline is carrying digits." >LOOK TOURMALINE Tourmaline appears sufficiently more cheerful now, and is looking excited. Carrying: 9 8 7 6 5 3 1 flexi says "I know." Meep says "So tell us, flexi, what can she DO with them?" Tourmaline hands meep a 9. Cirdan says "Don't worry, Nymph, I'll keep Igor safe." Nymph says "was that the initial attraction, flexi?" Nymph says "oh good" Meep takes a prurient interest in the situation. flexi says "of course. All roboticists like numbers." Tourmaline says "abd" Nymph says "hmmm..." Tourmaline says "oops, damn VMS" Meep says "ok..." Meep says "Initials everywhere!" Tourmaline says "well, y'all know that i have a number fetish..." flexi says "Hmmm... you too?" flexi grins. Meep says "1! 34! 25738924698345! 7! Did that do anything for you?" Nymph says "where you really want to try that is on the escalator" Tourmaline says "oooohh!" flexi starts breathing heavy. Tourmaline says "" Nymph says "3.14159265359..." Nymph says "42" Meep says "234 5 39 894378974574974513541565 123 767676!" flexi is flushed. He has an erection! Tourmaline twists her legs together, in an attempt for relief. Nymph says "11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11 11" Nymph says "eleven!" Meep says "4674674674672222222!" flexi jumps on Tourmaline, unable to control himself any longer. Cirdan almost says 666, but thinks better of it and doesn't. Nymph kisses Cirdan for trying. Nymph says "999" Meep says "Can you say 5th wheel?" Tourmaline is unable to control herself! 5.72! 2.718! Nymph says "903874857933795!" Tourmaline says "" flexi says "Ooohhh!!!!!!! Baby!!!!" Cirdan whips out the video minicam. Nymph says "3x10^8" Tourmaline grabs meep. Meep says "Wheeeeee!" Tourmaline says "2.3? 3.4?" Meep drags Nymph and Cirdan into the menage a cinque. Nymph says "wow, this is getting too weird even for ME!" Tourmaline says "5! 5! 5!" Meep says "239 099090 1 287 3333333!" Nymph leaps in anyway. flexi jumps into the fray! Meep throws number at Nymph's head. Nymph says "oh baby! throw another one!" Cirdan says "01010101 1111111" Nymph says "YES YES!" Tourmaline licks sensitive body parts 2^5 times! Meep Bites Cirdan's neck. Hard. flexi says "3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 5923078" Meep says "Just ignore the fangs, Cirdan..." flexi says "Oooh! Baby! I'm gonna come!" Nymph licks flexi's feet 2.3 times! Meep says "34557 39 0909 1 1 1 1 1...." Tourmaline says "watch the keyboard! watch the keyboard!" flexi squirts come all over everybody! The keyboard too (what keyboard?) Nymph shouts "-1 ^ .5 !" Cirdan briefly wonders how many bites he has to go before he becomes undead. Nymph says "yuck! Flexi!" Meep festoons the area with streamers! Tourmaline begins to shiver in exquisite numeric pleasure, mumbling.. "'well-ordered integral domains, well-ordered...." flexi says "2.718281828459045235360287471352662497757247093699959574966967627" Nymph starts licking everyone off. Meep mutters something about letters, but quickly represses it... flexi says "Oooh! Let's look at the ring Z[x]!" Meep surrenders to the enticements of mathematics. Nymph says "AH!" Tourmaline starts licking Nymph off. flexi says "Show me some Gaussian integers!!! Oooooooh!!!!!" Meep drinks some more of Cirdan's blood. flexi suddenly gets another erection. Meep says "Yummmmm...." Tourmaline says "Whisper my eigenvalues to me! ohhhh...." Nymph bites Meep's neck. Meep says "Harder! Harder!" Meep says "I want to see some FANGS!" Nymph chomps Meep, with Igor's help! flexi says "6+2i! 5+2i! -4+2i! Oooh!" Meep says "Get that creature the hell out of here!" Meep says "Ferrets are not a turn-on!" Nymph smiles to reveal long evil bloody fangs. Tourmaline produces a set of fangs, puts them on, and begins whispering rings to flexi. Meep says "Oh, much better..." Cirdan moans, digging his hands into Meep's back. Meep assures Cirdan that he won't become undead unless he wants to... flexi fondles Meep's left breast with his left hand while caressing Tourmaline's right one. Nymph digs her vicious fangs into Meep's ghostly white neck, hard and mean. Meep writhes on top of Cirdan. flexi produces an irreducible polynomial! Nymph gasps with pleasure at flexi's irreducibles! Meep starts nibbling down Cirdan's arm. Tourmaline rhythmically massages Cirdan's erection while licking flexi's toes and tickling Nymph on the stomach. Meep looks amazed at Tourmaline's agility! Nymph looks a little dizzy. flexi climbs between Tourmaline's legs and begins to lick her pussy. Meep breaks away from Cirdan for a moment to bite Tourmaline. Cirdan pulls Nymph's lips to his and kisses her passionately. Meep says "Could someone lick this blood off my chin? I can't reach it." Nymph is distracted suddenly, and kisses Cirdan. Tourmaline , without stopping anything, *also* grabs meep, and is apparently side of a completely explosive surge of pleasure. flexi says "The hex number 89c8c557 viewed bitwise as cofficients to a polynomial in Z_2[x] is irreducible!!!!" Nymph reaches a foot over to rub flexi's erection. Tourmaline explodes! Nymph says "where the HELL do we send this, alt.MATH ????" Meep picks up Nymph and Cirdan without separating them, and starts licking them randomly in sensitive places. Nymph says "mmmmm" flexi reaches over and wiggles his finger into Meep's pussy while reciting a table of primes. flexi chuckles at that idea. Nymph fondles Meep with one hand and Cirdan with the other. Meep sticks her tongue in flexi's ear while counting verrrrry slowly to 17. Meep fondles Nymph with one hand, Cirdan with the other, flexi with the other, Tourmaline with the other... Nymph recites all the prime numbers below 100, backwards to 2. flexi begins to pant heavily. He quickly mounts Meep, and starts to pump her in a chaotic manner. Meep wonders when she acquired two extra arms. Cirdan strokes Nymph rhythmically, and bites down on Meep's soft breast. flexi says "hmm... maybe there is an attractor...." Meep twines her prehensile tail around flexi, and Cirdan, and moans. Nymph sucks on Cirdan's neck, and climbs on top of him. flexi slowly settles down to a steady rhythm, three quick deep strokes and two quick short ones. Nymph rubs flexi's ass as he drives into Meep. Meep continues to moan, adding Nymph to the tail-twining. Nymph suddenly screams "1!!" Cirdan pulls Nymph against him, thrusting into her with a cry. flexi suddenly starts to fuck Meep arhythmicly again -- must be a strange attractor! Meep says "Hey flexi, how about three SLOW deep strokes and two quick short ones?" flexi says "Oops." Nymph cries out "1 1 !!!!!" Tourmaline climbs on the stack and begins nibbling Nymph's breasts (one at a time) while foot massaging Cirdan's ass. Nymph moans "1 2 1 !!!!" Nymph slips a hand between Tourmaline's thighs and wails "1 3 3 1"!!!! Meep moans a lot. Cirdan pulls Nymph down on him again and again, moaning her social security number. flexi begins to wiggle his ass in a circular motion as he pumps into Meep. He makes 1 quick stroke, 1 slow stroke, 2 quick strokes, 3 slow ones, 5 fast deep strokes, and 8 slow shallow ones.... Nymph grinds into Cirdan, shouting "Tell me how many letters are in ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM!!" Meep groans deeply, 13... Tourmaline says "28! 31!" flexi gets out his generating polynomials and tickles Tourmaline with them. Nymph says "AH! YES!" Meep says "21..." Nymph says "OH!!!!!!!" Tourmaline says "1! i! -1! -i!" Meep says "Pi! Pi! Pi! e!" Nymph moans, ready to climax! flexi says "Oooo! Gimme quaternions! Baby, I want quaternions!" Meep becomes irrational. Tourmaline binds flexi in a converging series. Meep starts to stroke flexi's ass with handfuls of quaternions. Nymph moves up and kisses Cirdan deeply, grabbing someone or other somewhere! Nymph uses both hands! Meep says "Ooooh baby!" Cirdan's muscles tense as he thrusts violently, shouting out Taylor series. Nymph says "AH! SAY IT BACKWARDS!" Meep starts counting down from 300 by 1.76's. Tourmaline strokes flexi's chest, writing on it the integration of arcsin x log x. Nymph moans in completely agony of pleasure. Tourmaline differentiates meep! Cirdan spasms as he cries out the multiplicative identity! flexi slams his hips against Meep's with each stroke, while his hands do a surface integral on Tourmaline. Meep bucks wildly against flexi and Nymph's hand, differentiating more and more as each moment goes by... Nymph screams and contracts, crying "the square root of 1 is NOT 1!!!!" flexi says "Ah! Such sweet contours!" Meep says "It IS it IS it IS!" Meep says "But I don't believe in the law of the excluded middle!" Nymph integrates Meep and adds a completely random constant!!!!" Meep comes wildly, grabbing flexi's foot with her prehensile tail. Meep says "Ohhhhh...." Tourmaline begins stroke Cirdan. flexi doubles his pace, driven by Meep's bucking to the point of climax. "Ohhh!" Nymph partially differentiates Tourmaline with respect to X squared and Y-1 !! Cirdan says "Oh! Oh...." Meep grabs flexi even harder, and nibbles his ear. flexi completely factors Meep! Tourmaline explains *most* of diffential geometry to Cirdan, all the while stroking his ass and nibbling on his nipples! Meep finds the least common denominator of all present! Nymph drives harder annd faster onto Cirdan, grabbing a new tit every 2.7 seconds! Nymph says "OH!!! OOOOHHHHHH....." Meep relaxes, and starts discussing the proof of the four-color theorem with flexi. flexi collapses with a shuddering orgasm, yelling, "R[x] mod (x^2+1) equals C!" Cirdan licks at Tourmaline's breNymph says "OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!" Tourmaline screams in pleasure! Meep continues to count, now licking each toe as she counts it. flexi applies a conformal map on Tourmaline. Nymph shakes at the peak of absolute ecstasy. Meep runs out of toes, and switches to earlobes. Tourmaline shudders faster, and faster! She screams out! 4! the perfect integer is 4! and collapses. Nymph goes completely stiff, giving one final wail! Meep slips her tail between Nymph's legs, and strokes back and forth just... once. flexi twirls his fingers about Tourmaline's nipples, bringing each erect: perfect cones. Nymph screams and collapses completely. Cirdan crushes Nymph to him, in a total wave of ecstasy. Nymph bites Cirdan's neck with a last final effort, really hard! Meep runs her hand up the inside of Cirdan's thigh, and starts to massage his balls. flexi takes out a hyperboloid of two sheets and wipes the sweat from Tourmaline's brows. Cirdan shouts, "Oh Nymph!" in response, and thrusts into her hard with his last bit of strength. Nymph kisses Meep's stomach, then is tossed into the air by Cirdan's thrust. Meep says "Whee!" flexi laughs and catches Meep before she hits the sidewalk. Meep says "No, no, it was Nymph who got tossed..." Tourmaline creates a transformation from sweat->(2,0) and everyone is dried off. Meep tosses flexi AND Tourmaline into the air! flexi says "Ooops! I had my glasses off ;-)" Tourmaline Wheeee! Meep finds flexi's glasses lying about somewhere. They seem to be a bit the worse for wear. flexi puts his glasses back on. "Thanks, Meep!" Meep says "Y'know, ya bring your glasses to an orgy, ya gotta be careful with them...." Nymph finally lands with a thud. Tourmaline creates togas for everyone. Nymph says "hey!" Cirdan says "Oof." Nymph says "whoops!" Tourmaline dropped toga (covered with mathematical symbols). Nymph kisses it and makes it better. flexi puts on the toga. Cirdan says "Mmmm, much better." Nymph says "Quite amazing!". Still, maybe it needs a field test. Tourmaline says "whait a sec- i'll create *real* togas" Nymph has enough junk to carry already. Nymph refuses to wear more than a belt. Nymph says "What do you think I am, some kind of pervert???" flexi laughs. Tourmaline kisses everyone in the room deeply. Meep tucks her tail and extra arms back into their secret compartments. Nymph gives a long heavy sigh, and whispers "4201 factorial" into flexi's ear. flexi gives everybody a hug. flexi goes into an infinite loop! Nymph hugs Cirdan tightly. Meep pulls out the tail for an instant, and hugs everyone with it. Nymph hugs Tourmaline and Meep. Meep kisses flexi. Meep kisses Nymph. Meep kisses Tourmaline. Nymph kisses flexi on the nose. Meep kisses Cirdan. Tourmaline dropped toga (covered with mathematical symbols). flexi comes out of the infinite loop! flexi says "First few digits: 2781451908722693481742775756725584964250848920 4610639342316007128444" Meep ,in short, kisses everybody. Nymph kisses everyone passionately three times. flexi says "8229819765132011375869859588671783839627399644821907026601439055 89051699" flexi says "0634550849664589247425421021948765784079591141042593675057109597 53535919" Nymph says "No, I can't take anymore" Nymph pants heavily. Cirdan smiles as he finally feels strong enough to sit up. flexi's voice gives out. Meep dropped toga (covered with mathematical symbols). flexi whispers, "It helps to have the Gamma function handy...." Nymph takes the toga to dry her sweat covered body, then dries off everyone else. flexi starts to check himself for oil leaks. Tourmaline dropped toga (covered with mathematical symbols). Nymph says "no... is that motor oil is smell!??" Meep patches up a leak with duct tape. Meep looks very weird, and *extremely* sexually active, as *(h)e puts on the toga. flexi says "wow!" Meep dropped toga (covered with mathematical symbols). Tourmaline says "just testing, folks" Nymph says "well it's ... different." flexi dropped toga (covered with mathematical symbols). flexi looks weird, and *extremely* sexually active, as *e puts on the toga. Nymph rolls over flat on her back, completely wasted. Meep begins to wrap flexi in duct tape. Meep looks weird, and *extremely sexually active*, as *e puts on the toga. flexi rests his head on Nymph's belly. Nymph brushes back flexi's hair. flexi giggles. Somehow the tape is ticklish. Meep crashes out on the floor, giving up on the duct tape idea. Meep touches Cirdan (who seems to be asleep) gently on the nose. flexi says "Gack! It's after 5 already!" Nymph rubs flexi's neck, closing her eyes. Nymph says "scary, ain't it" Cirdan says "Time for me to go." Meep says "How time flies..." Cirdan looks sad. Nymph says "ah well" Meep says "Farewell..." flexi says "when you're having an orgy?!? sure!" Tourmaline dropped toga (covered with mathematical symbols). Nymph hugs Cirdan. "walk you home?" Meep says "Cirdan, I think that's your toga." Cirdan says "Yes please. :)" Meep says "But Tourmaline says 'wait a sec'... no, never mind. It's your toga." Cirdan looks weird, and *extremely* sexually active, as *e puts on the toga. Nymph says "by all. it's been..." Nymph is at a loss. flexi grins. Tourmaline blows a 12 at Nymph. Nymph shudders a bit, but remains standing. Cirdan says "Bye all!" Nymph and Cirdan ride the escalator out of the station.